Brian lost Brett's extra set of car keys to the truck. He has been borrowing Brett's & Brett has had it. He said if you guys can't find the keys you can't drive the truck. Trent piped in and said. Will we have to take the truck to the junk yard.

Trent had a friend over for dinner last week. This was our conversation. Friend to patsy: Did you know that cows have four penuses? Patsy- (completely shocked) who told you that? friend- my brother, that's where milk comes out. patsy- no they don't, cows have one penus where pee comes out and four nipples where milk comes out. friend- I am going to tell my brother he was wrong. side note: I couldn't think of the word utters. I guess I was so flabergasted by the whole conversation, not to mention I couldn't stop giggling. This poor kid is going to tell his whole family that I said cows have nipples!? I don't know what's worse his brother - 10 yrs. old or me an adult telling him cows have nipples. I am so embarrassed. OKAY now I am really embarrassed a friend just called to remind me that cows don't have penuses at all. Duh! They are cows... That poor kid is really messed up now. OKAY I also didn't know penis is spelled with an i. Brett just let me know that. I am really batting 1000 on this whole penis/cow subject.

Funny Quote: Mom- trent, this is how the program will go for your baptism on saturday... who would you like to speak? Trent- (after much thought) Gordon B. Hinckley. Mom- he is really busy so he doesn't talk at baptisms very often. Can you think of some one else. Trent- how about Jesus Christ? Mom- he really is busy and doesn't speak at baptisms, but I bet His spirit will be there. Can you think of someone else? Trent- I'll think about it.

Mom- how was your day? Trent- you forgot today was picture day. Mom- Oh No! Trent- Don't worry mom, I was still handsome.

Liver for Lunch?

Mom- Trent, what was for lunch today? Trent-(with a huge smile on his face) Liver. Mom- Liver? Trent- (still smiling) that's what the lady said it was. Mom- what does liver taste like? Trent- cat food. Mom- what does cat food taste like? Trent- liver. -- silly me.

September 2007

Trent to Brian while we were gone last night- It's our house. No mom and dad. they'll have to live outside. We can mess it all up, play football, and break everything. When mom and dad get home we're gonna take the house key and kick em out. Why don't you call some girls over...?

Benefits of a Debit Card

Trent-Dad buy me a train set. Dad- I don't have enough money for a trains set. Trent- just use your dedit card. You can buy anything with a dedit card. Last week Trent told me dedit cards are the "fun" way to pay.