last night while in the car- hailey was telling on Jack & how he had used two swear words in the morning when he was mad. the "s" word & the "d" word.
From the back seat trent yelled up in a tattle telling tone- ya -sh,dude! He said... shdude.

funny quote: trent- bye jack. Jack- hey trent where are you going? trent- back to the future, duh!

September 2007

Trent to Brian while we were gone last night- It's our house. No mom and dad. they'll have to live outside. We can mess it all up, play football, and break everything. When mom and dad get home we're gonna take the house key and kick em out. Why don't you call some girls over...?

Grandma's Getting Old?????

Grandma & Grandpa Messer with us at the bowling alley

Funny quote for the day August 3, 2007: In the car on the way to bowling for Trent's birthday. Trent-Grandma (messer) just push the button to open the door. Don't use your hand, your getting old you know. (we have an automatic door on our van)

Funny Quote for the Day July 27th, 2007

Funny quote for the day:Trent coming out of the shower-mom get on the scale so I can see how much you weigh.Mom-no.Trent-why not?Mom-that's private.Trent-I won't tell anybody.Mom-no.Trent-I weigh 60, do you weigh ___,___, or more than that?Mom-Trent I am not getting on the scale so cut it out.(little stink, he was really close)

Trent Funnies

I was opening a birthday card.Trent-can I open that card for you mom?I really need the money. (also)Trent-if I babysit chloe will you give me 200 bucks at the end of the week?Mom-200 pucks?Trent-BUCKS that means dollars in spanish.Mom-why do you need 200 bucks?Trent-so that I can be rich & fly everywhere in a helicopter. This picture is from the first grade opera.

Car Trip Funnies

Funny quote for the day:there are so many from being in the car with Trent I don't even know where to start.The one big thing that sticks out in my mind is that trent constantly wanted to drive!?What- I know, it's insane. Everytime we would ask who wanted to drive (4 drivers)or pulled over he would say-it's my turn to drive or you never let me drive. Personal favorite-I'm an excellant driver give me a chance.Each time we would patiently explain that you can't drive until your 16 the whole routine- he would get it then boom next hour he would bring it up again, like it was a possability.The last time I just couldn't take it and scolded him. He started to cry. I felt so bad. It's easy to forget that being the youngest with older siblings who can do everything that seems cool really stinks sometimes.

Trent on Baptism

Brett-Trent what are you supposed to remember after you get baptized? Trent- (pause) Your BB gun to shoot the bad guys!
I am worried, he is not ready to be baptized next month.
p.s.this is an older picture-he refuses to have his picture taken.

Trent & Jason Building in the Garage

Trent & Brett were in the garage working in trent's "workshop" his friend Jason came over & this is what Brett overheard. Jason-Trent, I didn't come over here to work, I came over here to play. Trent-I have to work or I'll go out of business, this isn't play this is real.

Trent loves the Neumeyers!

Last week Trent wanted to go to the neighbors house and play with their grandson Carston. This is a little of our conversation.
Trent- can I go play with carston? Mom-why don't we have carston come play at our house? Trent- Mom, the neumeyer's house is way cooler than ours. Mom-do you like Linda more than me? Trent- well...about the same. Mom- Do they have Hailey at their house? Trent- they have POP-but right now they are out of pop because they went on a picnic and drank it all. Mom- how do you know that? Trent-I asked for some pop yesterday. Mom-do they have Jack at their house? Trent-Jack who? Mom-Jack your brother! Trent- they have a real kitchen in their basement, they have 2 big screen TV's and nintendo. They have a cotton candy machine-they must be rich.
I laughed so hard. I am happy to know that he feels so comfortable at the neighbors house, but I am nervous about what he might say over there, if you know what I mean!?

Driving to piano lessons

Last summer Chloe, Trent, & I were driving to piano lessons. Chloe-wow look on that side of the street there is someone walking and listening to an ipod & on the other side of the street there is someone else walking the other way and listening to an ipod. Trent- they know how to live!

Funny quote for the day June 20, 2007

Trent-Mom, max pooped in the basement. Mom-Trent are you sure you didn't poop in the basement? Trent-Mom, my poop is way bigger than Max's, it's this big and this wide. Too much information

Trent is so funny...

Last week Trent & I were driving in the car alone together. This is a little of our conversation. Trent- Mom, why can't girls see me naked? Mom- Heavenly Father made everyone's body special. Our bodies are private we don't show our places that our swimsuit would cover to anyone. Trent-ok. He cracks me up.