funny quote: trent- dad, did you have a nintendo ds lite when you were a kid? brett- trent, we didn't even have computers when I was a kid! trent- how did you get your email?

last night while in the car- hailey was telling on Jack & how he had used two swear words in the morning when he was mad. the "s" word & the "d" word.
From the back seat trent yelled up in a tattle telling tone- ya -sh,dude! He said... shdude.

funny quote: trent- bye jack. Jack- hey trent where are you going? trent- back to the future, duh!

funny quote: trent came home from scouts tonight with Christmas cookies he had frosted. Brett- trent can I have one of these cookies? Trent- ya, but don't eat this one, or this one, or this one... they taste like puke. Brett- never mind.

funny story: MOM- trent do you want to go for a ride on one of the scooters at target with me? trent- what scooters? mom- you know the ones at the front of the store, that people can ride on if the have a hurt foot? Trent- oh-- you mean those scooters that old people use?

funny quote: trent- (about the olympics) I wish they had a contest to see who can go the bathroom the fastest. mom- you wish they had a peeing contest? trent- ya, I could win that one.

funny quote: Mom- Trent have you learned anything at swim lessons? Trent- ummm no. Mom- have you learned to float yet? trent- no I'm too heavy! water fills my swimsuit everytime then I just sink down.

Funny quote: Last night we were playing cards when trent walked up and whooops, passed a little gas. Trent: explode me. Mom: (amongst everyone's laughter) don't you mean excuse me? Trent: My engine exploded!

june 4, 08

Funny story: Trent had a friend over on sat. I asked him how his school program went on Friday. this is how it went. patsy- how was your parent program yesterday? kid- good. patsy- did you play the ukulele? kid- yes patsy- did you sing? k- yes. p- did you dance? k- yes. p- did you do magic tricks or fire dance? k- ??? thinking... that's the third grade program.

Funny story- Mom- Trent is that a bruise on your arm? Trent- no it's my transforming button, when I push it I transform into a dog.

Funny story- Trent came to me last night with my double stick scrapbooking tape- mom will you put this all over my hands? mom- what? Why would you want me to do that? Trent - so I can climb up the walls like spider man.

Funny Quote: Trent to mom- are bagels born with holes in them?

Brett- trent I need to hurry because I have to go shovel the snow. Trent- Why don't our Home Teacher's do it?

Funny quote: Brett- hey trent, why don't you strip down to your underwear, run outside, & scream it's summer time!!? Trent- (deep thinking... now very serious) I can't Grant would fire me.

Funny quote- Trent- dad I had a bad dream last night. Dad- what happened. Trent- Homedepot was going out of business

Trent to dad- why is brother petersen's last name petersen? Brett- well, because his dad's name was Petersen & his grandpas last name was petersen. Just like your grandpa's last name is messer & my last name is messer. Trent- well, someday my last name will be Johnson. Brett- Johnson? Trent- ya when I marry Lily. Brett- No then her last name will be messer too.

Funny quote: Trent- do you have to do homework in Jr. High? Mom- yep Trent- I'm skipping it.

We had to go to Provo because Megan's car wouldn't start so we drove by the MTC. There were missionaries walking outside & I don't know what I was thinking but I was at least curious. Of course we didn't see Brian & as we drove away Trent started to cry. We had brought his friend Lily with us & he said, "I wish Brian still lived at our house." My heart was breaking. I told him that Brian's friend Jordan was going into the MTC right after Christmas and that we could send a special package with Jordan to give to Brian from him. Lily asked, "who's Jordan?" Trent said, "Jordan is Brian's friend who has a swimming pool. Me & Jack & Brian used to go swimming there but now it's just me & Jack." Then he started to cry again.

Trent- mom did you poody? (pass gas) Mom- no! Trent- did I poody? Mom- I don't know. Trent- Okay I did.

Funny story: Trent- when I get home from my mission me & lily are gonna get engaged. Then we are gonna get married & move far away then she's gonna go to the hospital & pick up our babies