funny story: MOM- trent do you want to go for a ride on one of the scooters at target with me? trent- what scooters? mom- you know the ones at the front of the store, that people can ride on if the have a hurt foot? Trent- oh-- you mean those scooters that old people use?

funny quote: trent- (about the olympics) I wish they had a contest to see who can go the bathroom the fastest. mom- you wish they had a peeing contest? trent- ya, I could win that one.

funny quote: Mom- Trent have you learned anything at swim lessons? Trent- ummm no. Mom- have you learned to float yet? trent- no I'm too heavy! water fills my swimsuit everytime then I just sink down.

Funny quote: Last night we were playing cards when trent walked up and whooops, passed a little gas. Trent: explode me. Mom: (amongst everyone's laughter) don't you mean excuse me? Trent: My engine exploded!

june 4, 08

Funny story: Trent had a friend over on sat. I asked him how his school program went on Friday. this is how it went. patsy- how was your parent program yesterday? kid- good. patsy- did you play the ukulele? kid- yes patsy- did you sing? k- yes. p- did you dance? k- yes. p- did you do magic tricks or fire dance? k- ??? thinking... that's the third grade program.

Funny story- Mom- Trent is that a bruise on your arm? Trent- no it's my transforming button, when I push it I transform into a dog.

Funny story- Trent came to me last night with my double stick scrapbooking tape- mom will you put this all over my hands? mom- what? Why would you want me to do that? Trent - so I can climb up the walls like spider man.

Funny Quote: Trent to mom- are bagels born with holes in them?

Brett- trent I need to hurry because I have to go shovel the snow. Trent- Why don't our Home Teacher's do it?

Funny quote: Brett- hey trent, why don't you strip down to your underwear, run outside, & scream it's summer time!!? Trent- (deep thinking... now very serious) I can't Grant would fire me.

Funny quote- Trent- dad I had a bad dream last night. Dad- what happened. Trent- Homedepot was going out of business

Trent to dad- why is brother petersen's last name petersen? Brett- well, because his dad's name was Petersen & his grandpas last name was petersen. Just like your grandpa's last name is messer & my last name is messer. Trent- well, someday my last name will be Johnson. Brett- Johnson? Trent- ya when I marry Lily. Brett- No then her last name will be messer too.