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Funny story: While up on the roof yesterday putting up the lights... Trent- dad, Grant (our remodeling neighbor) would be so impressed if he saw me

Funny story: on the way to piano this morning. trent- there's a Fed Ex truck. mom- wow that's way up there you can see really well. trent- it's heat vision mom- you have heat vision? trent- well, not yet but I'm getting it

On the way home from the MTC Jack said- well i'm the oldest kid home, the king of the castle, prince of the palace. Hailey piped in- then I'm the princess of the palace! Trent- no you're the rotten egg of the palace.

Brian lost Brett's extra set of car keys to the truck. He has been borrowing Brett's & Brett has had it. He said if you guys can't find the keys you can't drive the truck. Trent piped in and said. Will we have to take the truck to the junk yard.

Trent had a friend over for dinner last week. This was our conversation. Friend to patsy: Did you know that cows have four penuses? Patsy- (completely shocked) who told you that? friend- my brother, that's where milk comes out. patsy- no they don't, cows have one penus where pee comes out and four nipples where milk comes out. friend- I am going to tell my brother he was wrong. side note: I couldn't think of the word utters. I guess I was so flabergasted by the whole conversation, not to mention I couldn't stop giggling. This poor kid is going to tell his whole family that I said cows have nipples!? I don't know what's worse his brother - 10 yrs. old or me an adult telling him cows have nipples. I am so embarrassed. OKAY now I am really embarrassed a friend just called to remind me that cows don't have penuses at all. Duh! They are cows... That poor kid is really messed up now. OKAY I also didn't know penis is spelled with an i. Brett just let me know that. I am really batting 1000 on this whole penis/cow subject.

Funny Quote: Mom- trent, this is how the program will go for your baptism on saturday... who would you like to speak? Trent- (after much thought) Gordon B. Hinckley. Mom- he is really busy so he doesn't talk at baptisms very often. Can you think of some one else. Trent- how about Jesus Christ? Mom- he really is busy and doesn't speak at baptisms, but I bet His spirit will be there. Can you think of someone else? Trent- I'll think about it.