funny quote: trent came home from scouts tonight with Christmas cookies he had frosted. Brett- trent can I have one of these cookies? Trent- ya, but don't eat this one, or this one, or this one... they taste like puke. Brett- never mind.

funny story: MOM- trent do you want to go for a ride on one of the scooters at target with me? trent- what scooters? mom- you know the ones at the front of the store, that people can ride on if the have a hurt foot? Trent- oh-- you mean those scooters that old people use?

funny quote: trent- (about the olympics) I wish they had a contest to see who can go the bathroom the fastest. mom- you wish they had a peeing contest? trent- ya, I could win that one.

funny quote: Mom- Trent have you learned anything at swim lessons? Trent- ummm no. Mom- have you learned to float yet? trent- no I'm too heavy! water fills my swimsuit everytime then I just sink down.

Funny quote: Last night we were playing cards when trent walked up and whooops, passed a little gas. Trent: explode me. Mom: (amongst everyone's laughter) don't you mean excuse me? Trent: My engine exploded!

june 4, 08

Funny story: Trent had a friend over on sat. I asked him how his school program went on Friday. this is how it went. patsy- how was your parent program yesterday? kid- good. patsy- did you play the ukulele? kid- yes patsy- did you sing? k- yes. p- did you dance? k- yes. p- did you do magic tricks or fire dance? k- ??? thinking... that's the third grade program.

Funny story- Mom- Trent is that a bruise on your arm? Trent- no it's my transforming button, when I push it I transform into a dog.